PETA’s not going to like this one

I’m thinking about taking my guinea pig with me to hunt coyotes.

Yep, I told you PETA wasn’t going to like it. But before you think I’m a total degenerate, I plan to keep her safe from the coyotes by leaving her in her cage. I just want her to help me call in the predators. I’ll tell you what I’m thinking about on today’s show.